
Blectum from Blechdom at The Vortex Jazz Club
The candlelit, murmuring atmosphere inside Dalston’s Vortex Jazz Club belies its often dexterous, wildcard event programming. Tonight is a case in point, with an extremely rare performance from manic noiseniks Blectum from Blechdom. First up though, are the equally intense Maria & The Mirrors: a Mexican stand-off specialising in chthonic call and response. Twin female...
Hipsters Call for Uncool People to be Burnt to Provide Fuel for More Warehouse Parties
The general council of hipsters called a press conference in Shoreditch today. They have released a statement calling for uncool people to offer themselves to be burnt as fuel to solve East London’s energy crisis. There is a chronic electricity shortage in the area between Bethnal Green, Dalston and Hackney known locally as ‘art-school triangle’....




