On not daring to look at the news in case more chaos has engulfed Britain
It’s been a week of crazy seismic shifts
Everyone is stunned and all confused.
There’s been a whole new reason to be miffed
Everytime you go to read the news.
You fear – this time can there be more?
The queen announced she’s moving off to Nairn?
The EU sending warships to our shore?
Dictator taken over Number Ten?
Effects expected not cause too much strife
This brexit turmoil’s ruining my life