Lifestyle

1. Brown paper envelope 2. Torquemada 3. Set up a quango 4. ‘Accidentally’ shredded 5. Knighthoods all round! 6. Set up an inquiry 7. Straight to the Lords. 8. Hope everyone’s forgotten when it reports […]

‘My laptop was overheating. To cool it I bought a USB fan. That overheated. Almost blew up the lap top.’ A normal man might have panicked or uttered one of those oaths you hear people […]

Current Total: £1 Still need to make: £999,999. THE STORY SO FAR… The editor gave me a pound and told me to make it into a million buying and selling art or I’d get the […]