Art world jokes required
We are searching the world for the best (and the worst!) art world jokes and riddles. You know the sort of thing…
Why did the chicken enter the Tate?
What do you call an artist in a lifeboat?
How many sculptors does it take to change a lightbulb?
They can be even more sophisticated if you prefer! If you have heard any jokes, or if you can make some up then we want to hear from you! Jokes will be kept in a new art joke repository to help bring a smile to the faces of artists and creatives around the world.
Send us your art world jokes
Please either tweet @flaneurzine with the joke and your name and location or email jokes@flaneur.me.uk.
We look forward to reading your riddles!
By sending us the joke you allow us to reuse it and retweet it, etc.
here’s some of my go to’s
Knock Knock
Who’s There
John Cage
John Cage Who
*Look at Wristwatch Silently*
Why Did Bruce Nauman Cross The Street?
For Performance Art
here’s a vid of me doing my Cheeto Acconci standup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEdDl8gHY5k